DYSPNEA BEFORE JELLO SHOTS

CERTIFICATE OF E.R. CONSULTATION

To Whom It May Concern:

 

“This is to certify that (NAME OF PATIENT) appeared and was examined at Chong Hua Hospital on June 29, 2006 for cough and dyspnea. This certification is issued upon the request of (name of patient) for Medical Certification .

> Advised to Rest for 3 days

Will everyone feel better if i said those days happen to be thursday, friday and saturday?

On thursday, after being at the ER, after Jow and his hot friend came, we all went to Banilad Town Center for Gloria Jeans. I got to see my friends from Team Bill, too, and it was only after we got home that they told me they liked Dwight, Jow’s friend. THEIR Group crush. He is hot. I just had to text him.

“Nice miting u 2nyt. I nvr knw Jow has hot friends 4m skul.”

He texted back. “Nice meeting you more. Hot talaga ha? Wla ka gitugnaw sa imong gisulob? (Don’t you feel cold with what you are wearing?)”

“I’m with a hot guy, hw cn I fil any coolness?”

“I shud hav hugged u 2nyt so ull fil warmer.”

“So wat stoppd u?”

“Masagpaan pa lang ko.” (I might get slapped)

– BABY, that’s the last thing I’d do. Markee, my sweet (I call my best gay friend’s Sweet), from Team Bill, doesn’t want me to hook up with him because they all want him and doing so is like breaking the rules of friendship. But they’d want reviews, ooh, reviews. hahhaha. How on earth can they get one without me finding out? Right. Jow’s like, the guy has a girlfriend! Then i begin to wonder about some men’s values nowadays — such flirts! tsk, tsk… here they are pretending to so in love with their girlfriends and when their backs are turned they flit to the next woman they see and bam! they gets lost in another tangle of arms and legs and girl hair.

Posh. I had the best time because for one straight weekend i get to have all worlds. Friday i was at my beau’s house and watched movies till 6am. His mom took the cue and left us alone early. *naughty grin* Scary Movie 4, Pink Panther and underworld were on the list of movies on and unfortunately, we did finish the entire dvds! how disappointing! you would have expected some extra curricular activity on the sly! I got home seething with pik$$%###%%@$@$ughsKN5a4$$%% and slept until 12am! A panicky O woke me up horrified that we forget to set alarms because we were supposed to be going out tonight! its Saturday night! Getting dressed in 30minutes — pale makeup but overtly dramatic eyes, short shorts under a brown sagging neckline Guess? top and really high gold pumps – was a world record for me. Lola O won’t let us go until we were all set.
 

We went to go meet QUeenie, Paolo, the boyfriend, and some people at Numero Doce which I heard was the next happening thing to hit Cebu since Vudu. Yes, a small baby Vudu set outdoors with house, chill and techno music blaring from their 56 inches speakers… unfortunately, the world was pink! pink! and pink! It was bad enough that I had to dance and grinded with a gay guy but also bad that I can’t drink my kamikaze that much because of dyspnea. I had jello shots though. Jelloo lovoo.. so fab! One person wasn’t feeling so fab all this time — even if his favorite song Bob Sinclair’s Love Gen was playing. O, lips blanched and all, wanted to go to the hospital because of chest pains. Naturally, the party had to exit graciously, and discreetly so as to not draw attention and took a cab to Chong Hua. Of course, didn’t say I didn’t warn him, he had to pre-qualify before he can be tended to and luckily we were there with him to fill out his form, run his Maxicare thru the cashier and cheer him up. I, on the other hand, was busy taking pictures to worry about trivial things such as the doctor who kept on asking questions and looking at my chest the whole time.

“was he drinking?”

“was he on drugs? “was he smoking?”“is he heartbroken?” (Now I had to laugh at that!)O is gay and we have to end our night so after all those tubes were stuck to his chest for some cardio-related check, he immediately hopped out of bed and tucked the medical receipt under his wallet. Aahh the life of the young, careless and carefree – O, we need to go see your heart doctor soon honey.

The next day was warm, sunny and a pink tube top and shorts can actually brighten the day especially when lunch was spent with the girls at Joven’s bar for seafood, roasted pig and refillable drinks. Sigh.. I love the part when we all went shopping for shoes and everything else we could get a hand on. Those cute yellow plates and rice bowls will have to be bought next time because a pair of footsies is important hahah. Right? We ended up with a nightcap @ Starbucks for frappes before they went drinking at Apple’s Booze and Burp in Mango. I don’t wanna start on the part where i have to leave at 1230am because I have work.

Toodsie. Enough of the sour graping.