Pag May Kilat

Our paparazzi moments:

♣  waiter in Krua Thai holds up the camera and goes, “Okay.. istaydee…” (What daw? Steady?)

♣ ..or goes, “Raydee…” (Ah, ready!)

♣ … says, “Okay.. one, two, flash!”

♣ ….and, “One, two, camera actions!” (heavy emphasis on the S after camera!)

♣ … or a bitin, “Okay… one, two!”

♣ and Table 7 waiters love us. They are very eager to take our pictures – especially when taking it with cameras with huge LCDs that even they themselves cannot help but smile at the same time while pressing the shoot button.

♣ “Say Table Seven Restaurant, Ayala Center, Cebu!” (can you imagine how our mouths would look like?)

♣ Table 7 waiter named Rj held up the camera and before flashing said, “Okay, say cheese.” Naturally, nobody did so and just kept on smiling. Rj didn’t press the button until anyone of us had to say cheese.

♣ … or some other idiot will just keep on pointing but not shooting because he doesn’t know that you have to press something to make it flash.

♣ my favorite idiot is the one who’d press the flash button after minutes of cramped cheeks from smiling and just when you had to go, “Oi, what’s taking so long?” all of your pics would have you either opening your mouth or pointing your finger to the camera.

♣ the famous cropped head kind of photos from people who don’t know how to angle. What are LCDs for?